Section 2: The So-Far-Sale

So Far, So Good

• As we continue to plummet into the depths of despair, we've managed to scrounge up some decent coffee mugs for 50% off.
• We've also got a few remaining donuts with a "I Survived The Apocalypse" sticker on them, because who needs actual survival skills, anyway?
• And, because we're feeling generous, we're throwing in a free "I'd rather be anywhere else" button with every purchase over $20!

Shop 'til You Drop (into a Hole)

Customer Feedback

• We've had 0 reviews, but here's some fake ones we came up with:
• 5/5 stars - "I bought the donut and the mug, and I'm still alive!" - John D.
• 1/5 stars - "I asked for the apocalypse-themed coffee mug, but they sent me a plain white one. Thanks, Doonescape." - Karen S.